First fall of the year...

First fall of the year...

Walking out of a friends parents house this evening I fell... Freezing rain... It hurt...

There was ice on the second step right at the edge. I was carrying 2 bags, and WHAM! First the spine, then the right hand, and then the ass. The spine hit the corner, the ass hit the next stair corner, and I got a tingly sensation in my right hand... Like I had just hit my funny bone...But not the funny part...

We go to shoppers drug mart to look at nail polish... I'm showing my friend that the whole back part of my pants are soaked...

We then Go to timmies for a coffee... I show this lady that I know the back part of my pants, and she looks at me funny... I told her that I fell and she still looks funny, and we move on. I was actually showing everyone in timmies... Because well... It's not so enclosed there.

We get to my friends place, make popcorn, do our nails, and I get up to grab something from the table across the room... My friend asks me to back up, and show her my wet ass... She looks... She begins to laugh uncontrollably... I think, "ok so I haven't worked out over the holidays but it cant be that big"... She says I have a hole in my pants... Not a little hole but a huge stretching gaping hole...

So needless to say I flashed pretty much all of timmies, and now they all know way too much of me. Not to mention what people must have thought when I was crouching at Shoppers to look at all the pretty colors of nail polish.

I'll let you know how the bruises turn out...