living in 2004...

Sally sent this to me today, and if you have already gotten the forward e-mail I am sorry, because I hate those to... most of the time... This one is funny... (to me).

Just a short background on Sally, last night she calls my house at like 8:30 pm, going into the most extravagent story I have ever heard about dieing one's hair. She called again at like 10 pm telling me more about her hair and how she was dieing it... I was at another friends house neer Athens, called and told her I would stop by... You have to understand that the whole dieing hair thing to me is like... doing laundry, do it all the time. I could sence she was a little off about it, and assisted in colouring it with her... She had done well already by the time I had gotten there, but has not yet called me to let me know how the highlights turned out... SALLY?

Here is why i really logged on:

Living In 2004

You know you're living in 2004 when.....

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. (I have done this)

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. (dont know how to)

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. (nope)

4. You e-mail your friend who works at the desk next to you. (been there)

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses. (sad but true)

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. (been done more than once)

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. (never... maybe once)

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. (not that old)

10. You learn you've been laid off on the 11 o'clock news. (jo no tv)

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. (true at all places I have worked)

12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. (dont understand, nor do I care to)

13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling. ( I did not do this the first time)

14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends". (yup...)

15. You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you any more, except to send you jokes from the net. (Sally and I always talk.. once a month at least!)

16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9. (yup)

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9. (didnt because you said I would...)